A friend e-mailed these to me.
"It's a good thing Orson Pratt was not made President of the LDSChurch. Otherwise BYU would have been named OPU."-Ute fan
"What do you get when you cross U of U football with a groundhog? Sixmore weeks of bad football."-BYU fan
"What's the difference between a BYU fan and a puppie? Eventually thepuppy grows up and stops whining."-Ute fan
"How many Ute freshman does it take to change a lightbulb? None, it'sa sophomore course."-BYU fan